Seen in emails being forwarded around:<\/p>\n
Question: How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?<\/p>\n
Answer: TEN.<\/p>\n
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,<\/p>\n
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,<\/p>\n
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,<\/p>\n
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness,<\/p>\n
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for a new light bulb,<\/p>\n
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner “Bulb Accomplished”,<\/p>\n
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally “in the dark” the whole time,<\/p>\n
8. One to viciously smear #7,<\/p>\n
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along,<\/p>\n
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.<\/p>\n
And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never actually managed to change the light bulb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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