{"id":780,"date":"2006-06-29T19:28:21","date_gmt":"2006-06-29T11:28:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jameslick.com\/?p=780"},"modified":"2006-06-29T19:28:21","modified_gmt":"2006-06-29T11:28:21","slug":"cd-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jameslick.com\/?p=780","title":{"rendered":"CD, Baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is really what <a href=\"http:\/\/cdbaby.com\/\">CDBaby.com<\/a> wrote on my receipt:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with<br \/>\nsterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.<\/p>\n<p>A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure<br \/>\nit was in the best possible condition before mailing.<\/p>\n<p>Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over<br \/>\nthe crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money<br \/>\ncan buy.<\/p>\n<p>We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party<br \/>\nmarched down the street to the post office where the entire town of<br \/>\nPortland waved &#8216;Bon Voyage!&#8217; to your package, on its way to you, in<br \/>\nour private CD Baby jet on this day, Wednesday, June 28th.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby.  We sure did.<br \/>\nYour picture is on our wall as &#8216;Customer of the Year&#8217;.  We&#8217;re all<br \/>\nexhausted but can&#8217;t wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is really what CDBaby.com wrote on my receipt: Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow. A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing. Our packing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.jameslick.com\/?p=780\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;CD, Baby!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jameslick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jameslick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jameslick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jameslick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jameslick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jameslick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jameslick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jameslick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jameslick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}