I’ve been to quite a few Taiwanese wedding banquets, since my wife seems to know about half of Taiwan. But thus far I had not experienced one of the rich cultural traditions of Taiwanese wedding banquets that I’d heard about. But today I was finally able to experience this part of Taiwanese culture: wedding strippers.
That’s right, Taiwanese tradition has it that no wedding banquet is complete without a few young girls gyrating to cheesy dance music before getting completely naked and then running around tables soliciting tips in exchange for a special dance and a close inspection of her implants. I’m happy to report that besides the copious amounts of å°ç£å•¤é…’, æ¸…é…’, and Matisse, this little bit of culture makes it well worth sitting around on a little red plastic stool for hours.